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Photo Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 409,028 notes

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Text Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 18,806 notes

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

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Text Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 326,757 notes

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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Chat Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 390,438 notes
  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*



Text Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 347,968 notes

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 70,841 notes

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Text Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 225,441 notes

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 09, 2014 2,796 notes

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