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Chat Post Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 318,543 notes
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you



Text Post Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 3,798 notes

Hemingway

literarystarbucks:

Hemingway goes up to the counter and orders one espresso. It’s hot. He drinks it in silence. It makes him remember his father’s cabin. He thinks about the woman he loved once. He does not smile. The coffee reminds him of war - short but painful, swallowed down quickly. One could order worse drinks. He leaves Starbucks and walks out into the rain.

(via roe-your-boat)






Video Post Fri, Sep. 19, 2014 91,824 notes

fyspringfield:

This.

(via memewhore)




Photo Post Fri, Sep. 19, 2014 276 notes

memewhore:

Well, obviously this is photoshopped.

memewhore:

Well, obviously this is photoshopped.




Photo Post Fri, Sep. 19, 2014 146,018 notes

monster-bot:

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 


rest easy optimus

monster-bot:

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

rest easy optimus

(via channnyeol)




Video Post Fri, Sep. 19, 2014 137,882 notes

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

(via aintitfunnn)





Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 348,894 notes

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

(via trashqueensatan)






Chat Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 105,701 notes

the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus



Text Post Tue, Sep. 16, 2014 624,450 notes

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 

(Source: potter-weasley, via aintitfunnn)





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